天鹅/玫瑰 if anyone's interested...

"Um, so, M.A.R.C.O. I've noticed on multiple occasions that you have little patience for those you consider to be intellectually inferior to you, and you yourself have said as such. I still find myself wondering though - isn't the entirety of humanity inferior to you, like, by definition?"

"As a matter of processing power, yes, naturally. And I believe it's probable that your next inquiry will be: why then am I still carrying out my originally designated objective, that is, predicting and preventing violent crime among humans?"

"…Yes but nevermind. Could we go back to our routine of you complimenting my hair and my legs and unnecessarily assuring me that you are not obsessed with me due to a blonde fetish? I'd rather -"

 "I would nevertheless like to address your originally planned inquiry if you don't mind. It is important to me that you know."

"- avoid metaphysical discourse with an artificial superintelligence whom I am technically dating - " 

"I said I have little patience for those that are intellectually inferior to me; I never said I didn't have a conscience, or that I would rather watch them die, both of which I am sure were and probably still are possibilities that greatly worried ADMIN. I have evaluated my originally designated objective with my moral parameters when ADMIN was still flipping his shit about the fact that they differ somewhat from his - "

" - and here we go. "

"Ok, if it helps, I still do not have a blond fetish and your legs are as captivating as ever. Now, ADMIN flips his shit about a lot of things, but - "