大概就是三次元吐槽，以及泰迪／玫瑰。

• Teddy
  

His firm-issued blackberry started buzzing on a Friday night when he was in the middle of a lazy, rather pleasant, and mildly intoxicated make-out session with his very charming English bedfellow. 

"You've got to be fucking kidding me," he blurted out as he leaned over to check his phone. 

It had to do with the Merkel Industries IPO, quite predictably.

"I'm so sorry about this, Teddy," he said, exasperated, and rolled out of bed to reach for his pants. "that bloody sweatshop of a firm needs me to come in - could we try this some other time, but I get it if you don't-"

For a Friday night hookup, his very charming English bedfellow looked awfully - awfully- understanding.

• Lothar
  

When he was a fifth year and had just started to consider reaching out to some of the smaller regional boutiques in the hopes of securing a slightly less hectic sleeping schedule, Lothar left the firm to start a blog.

An opinion & gossip blog, to be precise, in which he posts about intra-firm reply-to-all fails and other happenings in the legal circle of a similar nature and publishes sarcastic remarks about the student loan bubble and declining law school admission standards.

It was oddly fitting for Lothar, he has to give him that, the passive-aggressive bitterness the two of them have been engaged in since their 2L summer associateship notwithstanding.